King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Internet Troll – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: The Internet Troll – Chapter 1

The
Internet Troll

By
Joe

Summary:
Bill gets a rather unusual hobby of an internet troll.

Author
Notes:
I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, or
any other copyrighted material.

Bill
sulked in his living room feeling very depressed. His life was not
very full to say the least. Sure, he had three friends that cared
about him and a job as an Army barber, but that was really all he had
in his life. Bills life was very dismal and stale. Many people
had called him a loser before, and it made Bill feel even worse.
Bill was fat, bald, and he was divorced by the only woman who was
ever a spouse to Bill.

Not much
happened in Bills life. He didnt have many hobbies, friends,
or activities. He needed help getting his life back together. It
all started after he lost his one loveLenore. He was very
doubtful that any woman would ever love him again, and he was too old
and out of shape to take up a sport of any kind. He needed another
activity that would at least make him seem a little less boring.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Knock knock Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Knock knock Chapter 1

Hank Hill was at the
doorsteps of the Soupanousenphone family, wondering what in the world
did his boastful neighbor, Kahn, want. He knocked the door and stood
with his hands in his pockets as he stared at the ground.

He was not prepared. The
door opened and before Hank looked up, he was greeted with a Howdy
neighbor! but it wasn’t in the tone of a cheerful jackass, oh no.

It was in the tone of a
cheerful manwhore.

When Hank looked up, he
saw Kahn dressed up in a dominatrix suit.

BWAAAAHHHH! Hank
Hill exclaimed, eyes bulging.

Kahn looked impatient as
Ladybird limped her way past him. Hurry up, hillbilly. Your stupid
dog was unimpressive.

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What a fine for… a blow-job from Peggy!

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Bobby Hill drill busty mother Peggy Hill

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Tying Knots Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Tying Knots Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Peggy
watched out the window as Nancy walked over to her house next door.
She had a feeling she knew what was going to happen next, because it
always happened when John Redcorn came over.

Nancy walked
up to her doorstep and said something to John Redcorn, and sure
enough, next thing Peggy knew, they were both walking inside the
Gribbles house. Peggy sighed and shook her head. She didnt know
who to feel sorrier for: Nancy or Dale? Nancy was obviously having a
problem getting over John and Dale was oblivious to it all. Nancy had
feelings she just couldnt resist and Dale was obviously a moron
for not realizing it. As many times as John had been in their
house
Peggy thought bitterly and then sighed and closed the
blinds.

A little
while later, Bobby came down the stairs and was heading for the door.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Hank
arrived back at the race track, just as the race was about to stop.
He saw his pit crew dressed in orange Dales Dead Bug uniforms.
They went up to greet Hank.

Hey,
Hank, where were you? Dale asked.

I
went to the house for a moment to think things over. Phils mower
is much faster than mine, so I probably wont win. ButI just
decided to race anyhow. What good is a race if you dont have
fun? Hank said. He then got on his mower, which was next to
Phils.

Ready
to race? Phil asked, revving his engine. His diesel engine roared
loudly. Hank nodded, but he didnt say anything. He was very
intimidated by Phils powerful tractor. He sure wish that he could
get the trophy even though Phils mower was faster. Only time
would tell.

On
your marksget setgo! bellowed the flag man. At that moment,
all the tractors took off. Most only managed to get up to 15 miles
per hour. The real race was between Phils tractor and Hanks
tractor. Phil and Hank had their tractors set for full speed, and as
Hank expected, Phils tractor whooshed right by. Hank knew there
had to be something else to make his tractor go faster. Without
thinking, Hank flipped the hood off his tractor while he was driving,
and it crash landed in the middle of the track. The drivers behind
him skidded, and some crashed into each other. Hank smiled. His
tractor was going faster but only by about 5 miles per hour.
He needed another 5 miles per hour to at least stay at equal speed
with Phil. Hank realized that he needed perhaps 10 miles per hour
more to beat Phil.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble – Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble – Chapter 2

Nancy
switched the radio off the second the first love song came on. At
this time, she wanted to be lost in her own thoughts. Her husband did
not say much; he seemed to be deep in thought as well. When they
first set out, she had asked him where they where going, but he would
not tell her. She felt too tired to argue at that point, and just was
happy to be able to shut her eyes for a little while.

Maybe
Ill get lucky, and well go out some place close to the mall,
and I can shop while Dale doeswhatever.

But
Nancys hope of that was crushed, once they passed by the shopping
center. She sighed, and slid down in her seat. Dale was silent for a
moment; but then spoke.

Well
be there soon.

His
voice had symphony in it, and for the first time, Nancy thought that
maybe, just maybe he was being receptive to her.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 1

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip
to My Lu My Darling

Written
by Mr. Semaj

Prologue

At
Arlen First Methodist Church, Luanne is in her dressing room putting
the finishing touches on something…

She
is sitting at her mirror, as she finishes brushing the donkey’s hair.
She combs the cat’s whiskers, strokes the octopus’ tentacles, and
dusts off the penguins hat.

Luanne
takes a deep breath…

Luanne:
“Showtime!”

Act
I

Scene
I Manger Babies at the Smorgasbord

One
Sunday afternoon, at Arlen Methodist Church, Luanne entertains the
children at Sunday school.

Luanne: Once upon a time, almost two thousands of years
ago, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

Author’s Note: Mike
Judge owns King of the Hill. Cameron Crowe owns Stillwater and Penny
Lane. This is sort of a crossover of King of the Hill and Almost
Famous

Peggy
Becomes Almost Famous

By
Needles

It’s a sunny day in
Arlen, Texas. Hank Hill is sitting in his kitchen listening to the
radio.

“And Stillwater
is going on a reunion tour. They’ll be performing at the Arlen Arena
on Friday,”
said the radio announcer. Hank’s ears perked up
at the word ‘Stillwater.’

“The next
caller who can correctly answer the question I give them gets six
front row tickets to the Stillwater concert for free,”
finished
the radio announcer. Hank decided to give it a shot and called the
station.

“Congratulations,
you are our tenth caller. If you can correctly guess the names of
Stillwater’s original members, you win six free front row tickets to
see them,”
said the radio announcer.

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