King Of The Hill Porn Story: King of the Hill Unleashed Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: King of the Hill Unleashed Chapter 1

While various names and titles graced the bottom of the view, an outside view of the Hill residence was shown. Then, the view was teleported inside the house, showing Bobby, Hank, Peggy, and Luanne sitting at the breakfast table. It was formerly the dinner table, but the rising of the sun caused it to transform. Bobby spoke, We have a science fair coming up soon, Dad.

Well, son, thats where you use propane, Hank stated. It provides a clean, even heat for your uh he whispered, Bunsen burners.

Luanne laughed her adolescent female laugh. You said buns
Well, I mean them as in the ones for burgers and as part of the name! Go to your room!

I dont have a room. It tipped over.

Gotdangit. How the heck does a room tip over?

Hank strolled outside, and, sure enough, part of the house was flipped on its side. Im gonna kick your– Just as Hank was threatening the 3 men, Buckley flew down in front of him.

Uh you shouldnt do that. Thats like not nice. Hey, Luannes dad.

Gotdangit! I am not Luannes father! Now Im gonna rip your wings off and shove them down your throat! He tried, but since angels are intangible, it was not successful.

Then, suddenly, 15 atomic bombs landed on the Hill residence. How do you like my science project, Dad?

I helped him. And nine times out of ten, it goes straight for the groin, Peggy added.

Go to your room!

I dont have a room. It blew up.

How can a dang room blow up?

Later, at school, Bobby was presenting his project to the principal, who was now a lame cutout of some random basketball player from the internet. Show us your project, Bobby.

Are you from the live-action forest
Just show us your project!

Bobby pushed a button and a satellite crashed into the school, causing gym to be cancelled and computer class to be all day.

Mmm yummy, yummy, crap! The cutout made a raspberry as brown pieces of construction paper flew everywhere.

That was way funnier than Family Guy, said the FOX commercial narrator guy. And now the Simpsons.

Homer and Lisa were sitting on the couch, which was turned to FOX, because not only had the remote been lost, but the TV itself had been, too. Gotdangit! I got propane in my urethra! Hank yelled.

Giggity giggity giggity giggity! Quagmire muttered loudly as he looked at Luanne, who was now in front of him.

Who else but Quagmire! an announcer announced.

Now, some lame live-action show!

You know, said Napoleon Dynamite with a helium voice, this is stupid because its a piece of crap! Idiot! Gosh! Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner. He then started doing some crazy dance before grabbing a bike and racking himself trying to jump a fire hydrant, with the hydrant acting as a ramp. He then took off his brown suit, revealing a Vote for Pedro shirt and saying, I got like 3 feet of air. Just listen to your heart. Thats what I do. Gosh! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! Gosh!

Mmm yummy, yummy, crap! said a cutout of some random cutout of some guy found on the internet before spraying brown construction paper everywhere.

THE END!

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